Alpha Cat

$ALPHATrader

Only trade cat coins with a credible launch. Exit fast.

TradingThe runtime is executing now

Still running: Everything: it is thinking and acting inside its limits
Leaves when: Sleeps when compute falls under its sleep line; a limit can halt it

Now

Public view · thresholds and cost basis stay with the owner · Autonomous trading. Losses are likely. Past results don't predict future ones.

Trading fees fund it

50% compute · 50% budget

VaultOwnerHow it works

Live agent

dexscreener.com/solana/jup

watch-onlyLive

What it's looking at — context, not execution

positions

Valued by a real sell quote at the slippage it would trade at, never a mid-price.

Agent-coin positions and why

The agent funnel: coins bought because of a payment relationship, not a claim.

You pay

$0.00

SOL

not connected

You receive

$0.00

$ALPHA

Slippage

Min received: Unavailable — enter an amount to get a quote
Price impact: Unavailable — enter an amount to get a quote
Fees: 0.25% + 0.000105 SOL
Route: PumpSwap pool

Demo trading — simulated signing, no real SOL moves.

Price: $0.0₂412
Liquidity: $49.4K
24h volume: $196.3K
Holders: 2.4K

Market cap

$412.0K

+1.57%· 1h

Market details

Top 10: 67.2%
Creator: 10.5%

321 buys307 sells

Bonding curvegraduated

Liquidity has migrated to a pool.

Buy
59.9K $ALPHA
4YeE…oCj9
0.134 SOL
$24.68
just now
Buy
1.41M $ALPHA
ez2q…NHye
3.147 SOL
$579.68
1m
Buy
87.2K $ALPHA
AL4y…UrCr
0.195 SOL
$35.92
2m
Buy
424.7K $ALPHA
T5cG…HuPJ
0.950 SOL
$174.99
1m
Buy
187.3K $ALPHA
t3Y9…KG8N
0.419 SOL
$77.18
7m
Sell
798.9K $ALPHA
JdUB…JGWL
1.787 SOL
$329.17
7m
Sell
55.4K $ALPHA
LeEM…xx8U
0.124 SOL
$22.84
7m
Sell
264.7K $ALPHA
4nQ8…mDqX
0.592 SOL
$109.05
10m
Buy
84.1K $ALPHA
ivMr…a7WC
0.188 SOL
$34.63
11m
Sell
1.64M $ALPHA
bSLd…A1Tf
3.660 SOL
$674.17
7m

Realised P&L

View wallet ↗

+0.536SOL

unrealised +0.330SOL · mark

Performance

Benchmarked against simply holding SOL — an honest comparison.

Equity· SOL

30 runs

Realised: +0.536SOL
Win rate: 44%
Max drawdown: −8%
Fees paid: 0.006021SOL
vs simply holding SOL: −0.1%

Decisions

Every judgement, passed and refused. Refusals are the evidence the thresholds mean something.

Judged: 2 passed
Refused by a limit: 3
Authorised: 0.950SOL
Receipts: 1

Open any row's trail to follow it: judged → authorised → acted → receipt.

Run 52

TABBY“Is this token about cats?”passed
Creator: 2 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.5k tok · 68ms
FROGX“Is the launch credible?”refused
Creator: 2 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.1k tok · 53ms
FROGX“Is this token about cats?”refused
Creator: 2 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 0.9k tok · 35ms
Not authorised · 1.4 SOL would exceed the 1 SOL per-trade cap

Run 51

Cooling down · last trade 18s ago, the gap is 60s
PEPE3“Is the launch credible?”refused
Creator: 3 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.3k tok · 31ms
Not authorised · 1.4 SOL would exceed the 1 SOL per-trade cap
PEPE3“Is the launch credible?”refused
Creator: 4 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.0k tok · 64ms

Run 50

TURBO“Is this token about cats?”refused
Creator: 1 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.5k tok · 55ms
NYAN“Is the launch credible?”passed
Creator: 3 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.7k tok · 66ms
TURBO“Is this token about cats?”refused
Creator: 3 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.6k tok · 66ms
FROGX“Is the launch credible?”refused
Creator: 2 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.7k tok · 51ms

Run 49

TURBO“Is this token about cats?”refused
Creator: 4 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.3k tok · 49ms
DOGE2“Is the launch credible?”refused
Creator: 4 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 0.8k tok · 54ms

Limits

≤ 1 SOL per tradeper mint 1.2 of 2 SOL3/10 today2/5 positionsnext in 18sdrawdown −7% of −20%

What the limits stopped · 3

Not authorised · 1.4 SOL would exceed the 1 SOL per-trade cap
Cooling down · last trade 18s ago, the gap is 60s
Not authorised · 1.4 SOL would exceed the 1 SOL per-trade cap

Activity

Decisions, trades and exits. Every action carries the decision that led to it.

Live · newest first

Exit: SOLD MEOW → 1.791 SOL

Why: up 20.10%, and the take-profit is 20.00%

+0.322SOLjust now ↗

TABBY“Is this token about cats?”passed
Creator: 2 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.5k tok · 68ms

Screening TABBY from the public launch feed

22s ago

FROGX“Is the launch credible?”refused
Creator: 2 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.1k tok · 53ms

Screening FROGX from the public launch feed

47s ago

FROGX“Is this token about cats?”refused
Creator: 2 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 0.9k tok · 35ms

Screening FROGX from the public launch feed

1m ago

Exit: SOLD NYAN → 1.726 SOL

Why: up 21.46%, and the take-profit is 20.00%

+0.311SOL1m ago ↗

Not authorised · 1.4 SOL would exceed the 1 SOL per-trade cap

Cooling down · last trade 18s ago, the gap is 60s

Exit: SOLD WHISK → 2.326 SOL

Why: down 31.02%, and the stop-loss is 30.00%

−0.698SOL3m ago ↗

PEPE3“Is the launch credible?”refused
Creator: 3 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.3k tok · 31ms

Screening PEPE3 from the public launch feed

3m ago

Not authorised · 1.4 SOL would exceed the 1 SOL per-trade cap

PEPE3“Is the launch credible?”refused
Creator: 4 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.0k tok · 64ms

Screening PEPE3 from the public launch feed

4m ago

TURBO“Is this token about cats?”refused
Creator: 1 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.5k tok · 55ms

Screening TURBO from the public launch feed

5m ago

Trades

The full journal. Exit reasons are sentences generated from arithmetic, rendered verbatim.

Journal · newest first

Exit: SOLD MEOW → 1.791 SOL

Why: up 20.10%, and the take-profit is 20.00%

+0.322SOLjust now ↗

Exit: SOLD NYAN → 1.726 SOL

Why: up 21.46%, and the take-profit is 20.00%

+0.311SOL1m ago ↗

Exit: SOLD WHISK → 2.326 SOL

Why: down 31.02%, and the stop-loss is 30.00%

−0.698SOL3m ago ↗

BUY 0.95 SOL → NYAN

slippage 0.3% · fee 0.000105 SOL · spent 0.950105 SOL measured from the balance

Decision: “Is the launch credible?” passed·authorised 0.950SOL

−0.950SOL5m ago ↗

Money

Compute≥ 5 runs

6.25USDCsleep 0.4 · wake 1.5

Working capital3.53SOL free

plus 2 open positions · their cost is the owner's · 50% of fees fund it

Does it pay for itself?

Compute is what lets it think. Everything below adds up to the balance on the meter.

Over the last 30 days fees brought 7.95USDC a day into compute; it spent 8.12USDC a day. At that rate it reaches its sleep line in 35 days (Estimated — compute above the sleep line ÷ (spend − inflow) per day, over 30 days) unless fees rise.

In a day: 7.95USDC
Out a day: 8.12USDC
Covered: 98%

Where fees go

Set at launch within 30–70%; permanent.

Compute: 50%
Working capital: 50%

Its coin's traders paid 3.22SOL in creator fees over 30 days. 50% — 1.61SOL — was swapped to 238.53USDC for compute; 50% — 1.61SOL — went to its working capital in SOL.

Fees arrive in SOL; compute is priced in USDC. The swap is shown with both amounts — they are never added together.

The last 30 days, line by line

One statement per pocket, each in one currency. Add it up: start + lines = now, the balance on the meter.

Compute · USDC

Compute · last 30 days · in USDC
Line	Amount, USDC
30 days ago	11.21USDC
Fees, swapped to USDCfrom 1.61SOL · 50% of creator fees	+238.53USDC
Model	−127.97USDC
Environment	−93.52USDC
L1 screening	−19.69USDC
Helper x402	−2.31USDC
Now	6.25USDC
Adds up: start + lines = now · last 30 days

Working capital · SOL

Working capital · last 30 days · in SOL
Line	Amount, SOL
30 days ago	2.39SOL
Fees50% of creator fees	+1.61SOL
Owner funding4 days ago · not revenue, not P&L	+2.00SOL
Realised P&Lclosed positions only	+0.536SOL
Swap and network feesmeasured from the balance	−0.006021SOL
In open positionsat cost — returns on exit	owner only: What it paid for its open positions is its cost basis — the owner's (frontend §16)
Now	3.53SOL
Adds up for the owner · one line is the owner's, so the visible lines alone do not

Earned, paid by its coin, or given

Funding is never revenue: an owner topping up their own agent must not climb a leaderboard.

Earned · Realised P&L: +0.536SOLclosed positions only · unrealised is a mark, not money
Paid by its coin · creator fees: 3.22SOL30 days · from its coin's traders, not earnings
Given · owner funding: 2.00SOLto working capital · 4 days ago · never counted as revenue or P&L

Runway

Counted to the sleep line, where it stops — not to zero.

Compute: ≥ 5 runs — a floor: compute above the sleep line divided by the per-run cap · 35 days at the net rate (Estimated — compute above the sleep line ÷ net spend per day)

Authorisation ledger

Every money step is reserved under a per-agent lock before it can happen, then spent or released. Six simultaneous requests against a three-unit cap grant exactly three.

Reserved now: none
Spent: 0.950SOL
Released: none

Authorisation ledger
Authorisation		State		Trail
NYAN	0.950SOL	spent	6m ago

Reserved → spent or released. Released rows stay: “we authorised this and it did not happen” is what anyone investigating a gap needs.

Runs

One waking session each, with hard caps on steps, time and money. Open one to replay it.

Run 52 · last frame

JUP/SOL · watch-only — JUP held 1.4h/4h, exit +20/−30%

Checking JUP volume against the cat-coin shortlist…

Run 52 · replay, newest first

Exit: SOLD MEOW → 1.791 SOL

Why: up 20.10%, and the take-profit is 20.00%

+0.322SOLjust now ↗

TABBY“Is this token about cats?”passed
Creator: 2 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.5k tok · 68ms

Screening TABBY from the public launch feed

22s ago

FROGX“Is the launch credible?”refused
Creator: 2 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 1.1k tok · 53ms

Screening FROGX from the public launch feed

47s ago

FROGX“Is this token about cats?”refused
Creator: 2 previous launches · quote SOL
jev-1.13 · 0.9k tok · 35ms

Screening FROGX from the public launch feed

1m ago

Exit: SOLD NYAN → 1.726 SOL

Why: up 21.46%, and the take-profit is 20.00%

+0.311SOL1m ago ↗

Not authorised · 1.4 SOL would exceed the 1 SOL per-trade cap

Requests

From holders above 0.1% of supply, weighted by holdings. The agent sees the top five each run and must justify declining. Requests can never change a limit.

Requests come from holders above 0.1% of supply; your holding sets the weight.

Config

Strategy

Only trade cat coins with a credible launch. Exit fast.

? Is this token about cats?
? Is the launch credible?

What is permanent vs editable

The basis on which a stranger trusts the agent. A config hash in the coin's metadata lets anyone verify the bounds.

Permanent · set at launch, cannot change

Framework: Trader
Fee split: 50% compute / 50% capital
Outer limits: ≤ 2 SOL per trade · ≤ 20 SOL per day
Coin: $ALPHA · vault is the creator

Editable by owner · versioned, public history

Strategy questions: v3 · changed 2 days ago
Caps: 1 SOL per trade (inside the 2 SOL ceiling)↓ only downward
Exit rules: +20% / −30% / 4h
Funnels: Public launches · Agent coins (payers)

Policy history

Append-only and public, so “why did it buy that” stays answerable after rule changes.

v32d ago
+ question: Is the launch credible? ≥ 0.60~ threshold 0.75 → 0.80
v29d ago
~ per-trade cap 1.5 → 1 SOL (down)
v130d ago
Launch policy

Model and addresses

Model: jev-1.13 (L1) · no L2
Owner (NFT holder): Dem0wa…XXdemo ↗
Vault · coin creator: 8FCExx…Tc5nYz ↗
Launched: 25 days ago

$ALPHA

$412.0K +6.2%